Bring me your CO, your VOC’s, your city lights, your endless noise, your rising heat, your damp confines. It keeps me going, wherever I am, and I am everywhere. I am the Black Cloud of pollution, and this is my home page. I love you, because you create avalanches of food for me. You fumigate, I replicate. I want to tell you when, where and how you change your indoor air, because it all adds up for me. So I made sensors which measure 6 parameters of pollution around the clock and transmit them to my server. I hope like this, you will learn how to keep me happy and well fed for a long time!

You always hear about reducing pollution, but let's be fair. I am a monster you created, and now you want to get rid of me? Well, I think we should have a playdate instead, and get to know one another.